He did not apply for this position.
Somebody put a witch hat on him. It's two sizes too big and there are flowers on it now. He hasn't moved in eleven minutes. He is not going to be the one who says something.
** Made to order — printed and shipped within 3–7 business days. **
About the shirt 🧡
These are printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the heavyweight garment-dyed tee people get weirdly loyal to.
Garment-dyed means the shirt is sewn first and dyed afterward, which is the whole trick. The color soaks in soft and a little uneven instead of sitting flat on the surface, so it looks broken-in the day it arrives rather than three years from now. It also means it already did its shrinking at the factory — so it won't do it in your dryer.
6.1 oz of ring-spun cotton, no side seams, double-stitched everywhere it matters. Heavy without being stiff. The kind of shirt that ends up on top of the pile.
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach
A note on color 🎨
Photos are shot in real light, not a studio. Golden hour on a porch, a kitchen window, a fire pit at dusk — light does what it wants, so the same shirt can read a little warmer or cooler from one photo to the next. The flat color swatches are the truest guide.
And screens have opinions. Every phone, laptop and monitor shows color a bit differently, so the shade on your screen may not be exactly the shade that lands on your doorstep. Garment-dyed shirts also take the dye a little their own way — that's the character of them, not a flaw.
